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[energetic music playing]
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[speaking indistinctly]
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Treasure each other.
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It's the most important relationship
you'll ever have.
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Thanks.
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But don't sleep with
your mother's friends.
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[chuckles]
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[chuckles]
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Reservation under Izzy Asher.
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Does everyone get the door wrong?
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No.
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Oh. That-That's strange.
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I actually designed the Shard so yeah,
they really messed your doors up.
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Glad that none of
your other patrons noticed…
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[chuckles] I thought I was meeting Izzy.
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Me too.
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[clears throat]
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-Is she parent trapping us?
-It seems so.
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If only I had a butler
and you had a winery.
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I don't understand.
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[laughs] If we do break up,
which child do you want?
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We both want Dom, don't we?
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I need a drink.
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This is ridiculous, isn't it?
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What are we doing? It's been weeks.
And we're not even trying to fix it.
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Don't you think
I should just move back in?
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[sighs]
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I don't even understand
what we are arguing about. Do you?
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We're arguing about the fact
that you lied to me
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and that you don't prioritise
our relationship.
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Okay.
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I'm not sure why I'm the one apologising.
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I'm not the one who had
a strange woman over to our house.
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[stammers] And there's… there's no way
you haven't lied to me once or twice--
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No, she's not a strange woman
and I don't lie to you ever.
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[Alice] Excuse me?
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[stutters] I-I'm proud of the f…
Oh, tonight's not a parent trap.
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Steve and Izzy are here.
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Oh, amazing.
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So, do they not have waiters
at this restaurant?
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-Hey.
-Hey.
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[Izzy] Okay.
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So, um, sorry to have misled you both
about dinner,
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but I think we all need to find a way
to get along.
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Oh. Right. Sou… Sounds good.
Well, let's do that then.
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[Daniel sighs]
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Do we not worry about the fact that
he's destroyed my marriage and my job?
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After you destroyed my job.
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After you had sex with my child.
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Adult… A… Adult child.
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I think,
in the interest of moving forward,
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you and I really need to bury the hatchet.
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-That's racist.
-Is it?
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-I don't know.
-[Alice] Well,
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you're using a Native American term,
"Bury the hatchet."
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That's racist. I should know
because I got fired for being a racist.
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-Okay, there actually was a racist--
-Apparently that's my thing--
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Okay, stop!
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We're having a baby.
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You're…
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-Sorry?
-You two… You're…
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-I think you're… you-you should… you…
-[stammers] I… Yeah…
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We're having a baby
and we just wanted to tell you two
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so that we could sort this
and get back to normal.
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Excuse me? Can anyone come
and take our drinks order, please?
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Quite loud.
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-[stammers]
-I'll bring you the wine list.
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No need. Two bottles of red, thank you.
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Uh, I'm not drinking. Thank you.
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Me neither. In solidarity, you know?
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Two bottles, thank you.
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So, that's the news.
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Mum. [stammers]
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[chuckles]
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Do you really want a baby?
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Yeah.
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Babies are a lot of work.
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Think… I… I need you to… I just…
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Can you just say that you're happy
for me, please? Can you just say it?
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I'm happy if you're happy.
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[inhales sharply] Thank you.
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But you don't have to be in a relationship
just because you're having a baby.
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Mum, I love Steve. I love him
and I want to do this with him.
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Okay, fine.
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-[Izzy] Okay?
-Yes. Okay.
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Okay. Okay.
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[stammers] And how are you feeling?
Any sickness?
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Yeah, a bit.
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Uh, no. Not yet.
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Oh. Well, that's brilliant.
So lucky not to feel sick.
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[inhales deeply, sighs]
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I just want you both to know
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that I will do everything
and anything it takes
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to be the best father for this baby.
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And, uh, we already know
that it's gonna have the best granny.
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[Daniel clears throat]
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When, uh… When's, uh… When's it due?
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Our scan's this week actually.
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-[Daniel] Wow. Wow.
-Oh, wow.
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-[stammers]
-Sweet.
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Be lovely to… [inhales deeply]
…have another little one
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-running around the house.
-Yeah? [chuckles]
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[Alice] Gosh.
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[stammers, laughing]
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[gasps] A… A baby?
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[laughing, sobbing]
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Happy… Happy tears.
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[sobs] I should probably go to the loo.
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Ooh, please. For the love of God,
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please can you bring
two bottles of red wine to my table?
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I'll pay you £100. £200. [sniffles]
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I know it's really quick, Daniel,
but honestly, it feels like fate.
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Yeah, no. It's… It's lovely.
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Thanks, mate.
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Uh, we thought of calling it Lenny
if it's a boy.
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-Wow.
-[Izzy] That's cute.
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-[Daniel] It is cute.
-And then if it's a girl,
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we'll call it Shirley.
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-Oh.
-[Steve] I know what you're thinking.
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"Shirley, you can't be serious."
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[stammers] The movie.
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[sobs] Oh. Oh, God.
Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.
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[sobs] Oh, God.
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[person] Sorry, are-are you okay?
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Do you need help?
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[chuckles] No.
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It's too late.
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[sobs] Oh, God. It's all too…
It's too late. [sobbing]
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[Izzy] Mum!
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[sniffles]
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Mum?
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-[Alice groans]
-Are you okay?
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Yeah.
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You sure?
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Yeah. All good.
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I know I'm young
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but you were almost the same age
when you had me.
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[Alice] Yep. I was.
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-[Izzy] Yeah.
-[Alice sobs]
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And you always say having me
was the best decision you've ever made.
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It was…
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-quite hard--
-[hand dryer whirrs]
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Sorry?
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[person] Sorry, are-are you talking to me?
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-No!
-No.
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Mum, what did you say?
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I sa… I said it was hard! [sighs]
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I can do hard.
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I wouldn't be here if you hadn't done it.
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[sighs]
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[sniffles]
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[sighs]
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I sort of hope it's a girl.
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And it would be like you and me
against the universe.
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You know I'm not your mate, don't you?
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-Sorry?
-I always thought you were harmless.
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I never found you as funny as Alice did,
but I liked that you made her happy.
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But I'm starting to think
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that there's a good chance
that you're a selfish person, Steve,
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who doesn't care about anyone
but themselves.
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And I'm kind of dreading the fact
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that I'm going to have to spend
every Christmas with you until I die.
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Hey.
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-[Steve] Hey.
-[Alice, Izzy] Hey.
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-Everything okay?
-Yeah.
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Great.
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Just planning Christmas.
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[Izzy] I think we'll stay in Steve's flat
probably until the baby's at least one.
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Uh, we like the idea of
attachment parenting.
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And I think we want a home birth.
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Um, I like the idea of
having the baby in water.
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Did you have a natural birth, Mum?
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No. I had an epidural.
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Any excuse for some drugs, am I right?
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Not really. We tend to have
big babies in our family.
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[Izzy] Oh, really?
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I had the full Spice Girl.
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When, um, two become one.
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When you rip all the way from, um,
the vagina to the anus.
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[Steve] Mmm.
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Mmm.
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[inhales deeply] Oh,
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I just remembered we have to pick up
my, uh, parents from the airport.
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What… You… Your parents are here?
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Yeah, they're doing a tour
of European railways.
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Mmm. Toot, toot. [chuckles]
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Let's go.
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She's not ready for a baby.
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Maybe you should tell her
how hard it was for you?
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I can't do that. She'd hate me forever.
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"Oh-Oh, sorry. Sorry, darling,
but having a baby so young
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was the worst decision I ever made
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and for the first six weeks
I-I dreamt of nothing but dropping you off
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at a Russian orphanage and pretending
I'd found you in the street.
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Like, I couldn't go out,
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I-I felt no human connection
to you whatsoever
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and-and for years and years
no one wanted to go out with me."
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What do you mean
no one wanted to go out with you?
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I wanted to go out with you.
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No-No one else wanted to.
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Oh, that's why you chose me,
because I was the only option?
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No! I make your life more fun.
You make my life more manageable.
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And one isn't better than the other.
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And if you don't like it then, you know,
maybe you should, you know, just leave.
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I think I've already done that, haven't I?
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This isn't your bus stop.
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The bus to your mum's
goes from the other side.
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Yeah, I'm not going to my mum's.
I'll stay at my house.
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If you're… If you're leaving me,
you should be the one to move out.
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What do you… What do you mean--
She-She just didn't get on the plane?
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No. She cancelled her ticket last week.
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So, why didn't you tell…
You didn't think to tell me this, Dad?
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Is she… Is she okay? Is there…
Is there something wrong with her?
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Well, apart from selfishness
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and a basic lack of interest
in locomotives.
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Yeah, do you know they sat some
Indian fella beside me on the airplane--
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-Uh… Uh… Uh, Dad, Dad.
-Wouldn't be surprised if I had Covid--
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Um, guess what.
Izzy and I are having a baby.
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Isn't-Isn't that lovely news?
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Who's Izzy?
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This is Izzy, remember?
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I'm Izzy.
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Remember from, uh…
from about three minutes ago?
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What do you mean you're having a baby?
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Uh, I'm pregnant.
Yeah, we're really happy.
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What, with him?
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Yes.
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He-He got you pregnant?
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Yes, Dad.
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Well, when's the big day?
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Uh… Um,
we're taking it one step at a time.
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Oh, yeah. Marriage first
and then the baby.
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Um, it's not 1950, Dad.
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People don't care about
that kind of thing anymore.
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Oh, oh, right.
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So this one's gonna grow up knowing
that it's a bastard, hey. A mistake.
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A happy accident.
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Oh, well let's hope you have another one.
We always regretted having only the one.
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You can see where I get my coolness from.
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[chuckles]
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Are you seriously
trying to get to the house first?
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You're such a child, Alice.
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[Alice groans]
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If you've locked the door
I'm calling the police!
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Oh.
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[breathes heavily]
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[exhales deeply]
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I didn't wanna sleep with you anyway!
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[sighs]
250
00:15:16,042 --> 00:15:17,833
[orchestra playing "Only You"]
251
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You're gonna be fine.
252
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Yeah.
253
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I think we've probably
been in a rut for ages
254
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but just didn't notice.
255
00:15:29,917 --> 00:15:33,292
I'm proud of you, Dan.
You're taking control.
256
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I am, aren't I?
257
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I am.
258
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[school choir] ♪ All I needed
Was the love you gave ♪
259
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♪ All I needed for another day ♪
260
00:15:49,708 --> 00:15:53,625
♪ And all I ever knew ♪
261
00:15:53,708 --> 00:15:55,667
♪ Only you ♪
262
00:16:00,833 --> 00:16:01,833
[music ends]
263
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[person on television
speaking indistinctly]
264
00:16:09,917 --> 00:16:11,708
What happened to the printer?
265
00:16:15,083 --> 00:16:16,083
It broke.
266
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:21,500
[inhales deeply] Just… [mumbles]
267
00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:27,458
How'd the interview go?
268
00:16:29,208 --> 00:16:31,375
I couldn't print out my CV so I didn't go.
269
00:16:34,667 --> 00:16:35,667
What you doing?
270
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-I'm watching Pawn Stars.
-[Dom] Mmm.
271
00:16:38,958 --> 00:16:41,042
This woman, she thought her tea cup
was worth $9000.
272
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:42,875
Turns out it's just a piece of crap.
273
00:16:45,167 --> 00:16:46,167
[inhales sharply]
274
00:16:48,625 --> 00:16:51,667
Shall we… Shall we go to yours?
275
00:16:52,167 --> 00:16:53,208
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
276
00:16:57,958 --> 00:16:59,083
-Bye, Mum.
-[Alice] Mmm.
277
00:17:09,208 --> 00:17:11,083
-[Dom breathes heavily]
-[Rome chuckles]
278
00:17:11,583 --> 00:17:12,583
[kisses]
279
00:17:14,083 --> 00:17:15,083
[sighs]
280
00:17:24,542 --> 00:17:26,417
[breathing shakily]
281
00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:27,542
Sorry.
282
00:17:29,625 --> 00:17:32,417
Sorry. Can we stop for a second?
283
00:17:32,500 --> 00:17:35,208
Of course, uh… What's wrong?
284
00:17:35,292 --> 00:17:38,208
I, um… I need to go home.
285
00:17:38,292 --> 00:17:40,167
[Rome] Why? What-What's happened?
286
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I just can't be here.
287
00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:43,583
What?
288
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,708
I, um, need to go home.
289
00:17:46,792 --> 00:17:47,792
Why?
290
00:17:55,417 --> 00:17:57,333
Stop! Talk to me.
291
00:17:59,083 --> 00:18:01,208
Dom, what are you doing?
292
00:18:01,292 --> 00:18:04,333
[pants] What the fuck was that?
293
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:05,917
What?
294
00:18:06,667 --> 00:18:09,708
One minute you're kissing me,
and the next you've bolted out the door.
295
00:18:10,208 --> 00:18:11,458
Are you okay?
296
00:18:11,542 --> 00:18:14,250
I'm not leaving,
I-I just need to check on my mum!
297
00:18:14,333 --> 00:18:16,792
Everything's fucked, okay!
298
00:18:16,875 --> 00:18:18,375
My mum's drinking in the day,
299
00:18:18,458 --> 00:18:20,333
my parents hate each other
300
00:18:20,417 --> 00:18:23,583
and my sister is having a baby
with a fifty year old!
301
00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:27,542
It feels like someone has
pressed a button and the world is ending!
302
00:18:27,625 --> 00:18:29,792
It's-It's like in Terminator,
in the playground
303
00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:32,500
and suddenly,
everyone's fucking faces are melting off!
304
00:18:32,583 --> 00:18:35,792
Like no one has a face! It's all fucked!
305
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:38,250
Sorry.
306
00:18:39,417 --> 00:18:40,417
[parent] Come on.
307
00:18:41,458 --> 00:18:42,458
Thank you.
308
00:18:43,583 --> 00:18:45,625
Tom, remember
we don't say these silly words…
309
00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:47,917
I liked the bit
about our faces melting off.
310
00:18:51,667 --> 00:18:52,875
[sighs]
311
00:19:04,250 --> 00:19:08,333
Can we just, like, do nothing?
312
00:19:09,167 --> 00:19:10,167
Nothing?
313
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:12,708
[chuckles] Yep.
314
00:19:13,333 --> 00:19:17,417
Can we just like, do nothing at all?
315
00:19:19,333 --> 00:19:20,333
Sure.
316
00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:29,625
-That's great. Wow.
-[Steve] I guess having one client
317
00:19:29,708 --> 00:19:31,583
-is better than no one.
-Isabelle Asher?
318
00:19:31,667 --> 00:19:32,833
[Izzy] Yep.
319
00:19:32,917 --> 00:19:34,792
[Steve] Holy shit,
we're about to see our baby.
320
00:19:34,875 --> 00:19:35,875
Yeah.
321
00:19:37,625 --> 00:19:40,125
That's baby's heartbeat.
322
00:19:45,750 --> 00:19:47,375
-Just the one?
-[Izzy chuckles]
323
00:19:47,458 --> 00:19:49,500
[doctor] Yep. Afraid so.
324
00:19:50,292 --> 00:19:52,500
And do you want to find out
the gender or no?
325
00:19:52,583 --> 00:19:55,583
Oh, I'm not twelve weeks yet,
can you do that?
326
00:19:55,667 --> 00:19:57,583
Well, you're closer to sixteen.
327
00:19:58,667 --> 00:20:02,333
What? No,
I've had my period between then and now.
328
00:20:02,417 --> 00:20:04,208
That's probably
just implantation bleeding.
329
00:20:07,208 --> 00:20:10,667
Could-Could the ba-baby
just be a fast grower?
330
00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:12,958
[chuckles]
331
00:20:13,042 --> 00:20:14,208
No.
332
00:20:14,292 --> 00:20:18,042
But lucky you for whistling
right through to the second trimester.
333
00:20:18,792 --> 00:20:20,250
You're into the easy stretch now.
334
00:20:23,958 --> 00:20:27,708
So, do we want to find out the sex then,
Mummy and Daddy?
335
00:20:32,250 --> 00:20:34,000
[Izzy] Yeah. Yes, please.
336
00:20:34,083 --> 00:20:35,958
You are having a baby girl.
337
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,000
What?
338
00:21:00,667 --> 00:21:01,833
I'm really sorry.
339
00:21:02,458 --> 00:21:03,625
It's fine.
340
00:21:07,458 --> 00:21:09,125
Daniel's always been my dad.
341
00:21:10,375 --> 00:21:13,625
Yeah, I know. I know he has.
342
00:21:14,375 --> 00:21:17,583
But if you do wanna end this,
343
00:21:17,667 --> 00:21:21,708
then, yeah, I-I understand.
344
00:21:23,417 --> 00:21:24,875
No, I want this.
345
00:21:27,167 --> 00:21:29,417
I'm scared that you won't want this.
346
00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:34,583
I-I want this. [inhales sharply]
347
00:21:38,250 --> 00:21:39,375
Okay, great.
348
00:21:49,583 --> 00:21:51,958
Do you want me to come in with you, or…
349
00:21:53,083 --> 00:21:55,500
No. I think
I should probably do this by myself.
350
00:21:56,667 --> 00:21:57,667
Yeah.
351
00:21:59,042 --> 00:22:00,125
Okay. Good luck.
352
00:22:12,042 --> 00:22:13,250
Izzy!
353
00:22:16,833 --> 00:22:17,833
Please don't go back to him.
354
00:22:19,375 --> 00:22:20,375
I won't.
355
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:47,792
Hey, Tiger. It's nice to see you.
356
00:22:49,458 --> 00:22:51,917
[breathes shakily] I'm pregnant.
357
00:22:54,042 --> 00:22:55,917
Say that again for me?
358
00:22:56,750 --> 00:22:58,500
I'm pregnant. It's yours.
359
00:22:59,750 --> 00:23:01,792
And, uh, I'm gonna have it.
360
00:23:06,333 --> 00:23:08,250
[no audible dialogue]
361
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:58,167
[sighs]
362
00:23:59,375 --> 00:24:00,375
[engine starts]
363
00:24:00,458 --> 00:24:01,875
-Okay?
-Yep.
364
00:24:13,042 --> 00:24:14,292
[tyres squeal]
365
00:24:14,375 --> 00:24:15,417
I think we should get married.
366
00:24:15,500 --> 00:24:16,625
What?
367
00:24:17,708 --> 00:24:19,042
I wanna marry you.
368
00:24:20,458 --> 00:24:21,500
I don't understand.
369
00:24:21,583 --> 00:24:25,250
I love you, Izzy. I really love you and I…
370
00:24:25,333 --> 00:24:27,792
Actually I think you are
the best person that I've ever met.
371
00:24:28,375 --> 00:24:30,750
And I would like to be a family with you
372
00:24:30,833 --> 00:24:35,667
and eat spaghetti vongole and… [sniffles]
…teach little Shirley how to swim.
373
00:24:35,750 --> 00:24:38,375
And I don't care
that she's not biologically mine.
374
00:24:38,458 --> 00:24:42,458
In fact maybe that's even better
because she and I will be a chosen family.
375
00:24:43,792 --> 00:24:48,375
And I know I'm old but I will love you
so hard and so completely
376
00:24:48,458 --> 00:24:52,208
and w-when I'm too old,
you can put me in a home
377
00:24:52,292 --> 00:24:54,208
-and marry someone younger.
-[chuckles]
378
00:24:55,125 --> 00:24:58,500
But I love you
and I would like to marry you.
379
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,625
Would you like to marry me, too?
380
00:25:12,958 --> 00:25:14,000
Yes.
381
00:25:17,458 --> 00:25:19,583
-Okay, great.
-[chuckles]
382
00:25:20,250 --> 00:25:21,292
Great.
383
00:25:21,375 --> 00:25:22,375
Great.
384
00:25:24,083 --> 00:25:25,958
[person on television
speaking indistinctly]
385
00:25:32,417 --> 00:25:33,542
["Archie, Marry Me" playing]
386
00:25:33,625 --> 00:25:34,625
[phone chimes]
387
00:25:47,958 --> 00:25:50,208
[sobs] No!
388
00:25:50,292 --> 00:25:53,958
♪ You've expressed explicitly ♪
389
00:25:54,042 --> 00:25:58,625
♪ Your contempt for matrimony ♪
390
00:25:58,708 --> 00:26:01,625
♪ You've student loans to pay ♪
391
00:26:01,708 --> 00:26:06,500
♪ And will not risk the alimony ♪
392
00:26:06,583 --> 00:26:09,417
♪ Hey, hey ♪
393
00:26:10,125 --> 00:26:14,625
♪ Marry me, Archie ♪
394
00:26:14,708 --> 00:26:17,958
♪ Hey, hey ♪
395
00:26:18,042 --> 00:26:22,958
♪ Marry me, Archie ♪